Quote of the Week: "i was the prefect warrior cold and ruthless, i lived by my strength alone uninhibited by foolish emotion" Vegeta: Dragonball Z Majin Buu Saga

Saturday, 6 August 2011

Ok i promise i'll get back on track next time

ok now i know that i promised you guys that this time i was going to get back on my Demon's souls guide to greatness but theres something serious i need to talk to you guys about, now as you know i am an overly obsessive dragonball fan (for thoes of you that dont know your all going to die in the next few seconds)

now for thoes of you that like dragonball but have not played one of the games,you can pick up the latest Raging Blast series for under £20. I would highly reccomend the raging blast series to any fan of the anime allthough if your looking for an awesome online experience and an accurate story telling then go for the first game or if your looking for a highoctane non-stop fast paced fighter then go for the second.

But im not here to tell you about awesome current dragonball games im here to tell you about an upcomming dragonball game tha is currently in production called Dragonball Z Ultimate Tenkaichi, now i've seen some gameplay trailers for this game and it looks like the most accurate interpretation of this anime, attached to this post im going to have some trailers and gameplay footage




Now as you can see from this video this game is a whole new take on combat in dragonball games, with the return of the quick gamble system from the budokai game series which in the game most of the time takes place during the screen where you see the two fighters go at eachother in slow motion with a close up. And the combos have been fastly improved with all new camera angles (i know that doesnt sound like much but in a game like this a good camera angle can improve a whole lot in the game. Also the super attacks look soooooooo fucking goog in this latest intallment there is also full super attack affects on the environment i'll put up another video showing some awesome super attacks and their affects. Also it looks like there are finally going to be some cinematics and an accurate story mode considering the intro to the video with Goku ss3 fighting jenemba in a sequence very accurate to the anime.



Juat look at this sort video and look at how awesome a simple Kamehameha is made and the beam clashes are fucking awesome and the damage left on the planet stays there through the whole match instead of just staying there for a few seconds and then slowly vanishing which kinda pisses me off sometimes. This game also really makes a bigger deal of the pursuit attacks wich was done well in Ragind Blast 2 but is amazingly done in this game as they are really made a big deal this time around which it is in the actually anime (i know i keep going on about that but accuracy to the anime is really important to me an dragonball games but if its not to you then ignore the accuracy comments).

Ok so ive seen a release date on some videos but the one i have seen the most is the 30th of october this year which im really happy about because thats 2 days before my birthday so that means i will be able to wake up and run straight to gamestation or granger games and fuck the cashier in the ass and get that fucking game and then go home and have a bath filled with my own jizz.

Ok guys thats it for now guys i really do promise next time i'll go back to Demons souls unless i find some more news in this new dragonball game in which case that becomes my number 1 priority, so i'll see you next time guys.

Persuasive Methods...

Right, so whilst bashing the World of Warcraft last night,I finally hit 85. I've got to say, it's awesome. I just wanted to tell you guys that. If anyone happens to play on the Azjol-Nerub server, then fell free to add Zemore to your friends list.


I would make love to this dragon.
 Looking forward to Skyrim? I am. I actually can't wait until 11.11.11. It involves features such as dual weilding weapons and spells, and completely and utterly random dragon boss battles throughout the entirety of the game. The dragons are completely unpredictable, and can attack anyone and anything in the environment. Am I the only one having a nerdgasm over this? I can't be.

If you haven't yet played Oblivion, then it's worth buying on Amazon for about a tenner; I've already written a post recommending it. The graphics are awesome for its 2006 release date, and it still remains to this day to be one of the leading RPG games released.


BlackBerry Wallpaper > Oblivion (The Elder Scrolls Series)
Fuck yeah.
I could probably lead you through the main storyline from memory by now.

In future, I'd like some suggestions about what content you would like to read, rather than just us writing about what we want to write about. Leave a comment or something, I promise I won't reach through the computer screen and throw this dog at you.
 That's some scary shit.
That'll learn ye.
-Liam

Sunday, 31 July 2011

A quick update on multiplayer

Hey its Nathan again,something i forgot to mention, as if Demon's Souls wasn't amazing enough, there's multiplayer yes you read this correctly MULTIPLAYER!!!, and it's got a really unique use of it too.

i'll start off by telling you about how Body form and Soul form affect your multiplayer experience. Body form is Demon's Souls's version of a lobby in a way due to the fact that while in Body form you cannot join any games and can also not invade anyone else's world. But one thing you can do in Body form with multiplayer is summon other players to your world though the use of soul signs (a players ticket into multiplayer) and you can also randomly be invaded by an online wanker who thinks hes better than you, and the game also uses the invading system in the actual story line, by making an online invader the final boss in the Towr of Latria Stage.

Red Dead Redemption; Multiplayer tips and tricks

Okay, hello my nipple punching, grave robbing friends, I have put the title of this arctical as "Red Dead Redemption; Multiplayer tips and tricks" which is infact what this arctical is going to be about, however just as a short paragraph i am going to give people who have never played this game an idea what what the online is all about.

Okay so the multiplayer in RDR consists of multiple game modes allowing the player to play either co-operatively or competitively. Most games start with an online game lobby, but not Red dead redemption, in RDR you start in free roam mode, were you can do various hunting, gang hideout activities ect. From free roam you can select other types of game modes such as, Capture the bag through a sidebar menu that can be opened by the back button on the Xbox and i would assume the select button on the PS3. There is a ranking system up to level 50, before becoming various legend levels, like prestiging. Ranking up will gain you new guns and horses, ect. Also online you can play co-operative missions with up to 4 people.















Right, now that over view is out the way, here are some tips and tricks to becoming successful.

(unfished)

Saturday, 30 July 2011

Demon's Souls Chapter 3: The Tower Knight

Well bout time Nathan did the next chapter of my Demon's Souls Guide To Greatness. So in nearly all games you complete a stage on a map, then you move to another map and so some more objectives to complete that stage, but Demon's Souls is not a game like that, this game throws 5 different maps at you after you defeat the first boss and they are, the rest of the Realm of the small king (a typical castle environment) , Stonefang Tunnels (a mine full of soulless workers and exploding fire bugs), The tower of Latria (a tower prison with no explanation, the best kind of prison) , The Shrine of Storms (a shrine once home to a tribe that once worshiped the dark arts and now their corpses inhabit this place), and the Valley of Defilement (i don't know what the fuck is going on here). But i would advise you to just carry on with the real of the small king for now since the other stages are a little to tough for your current level.


Ok so lets get started, youve just killed the Phalanx and your wondering what lies ahead of you, well have bno fear im here to guide you through this stage without the need of multiple deaths and possible suicide.

Why You Should Play World Of Warcraft (Or return to it)

Liam here (the literate one), and I suppose it's my turn to write an article. I'm a Warcraft player, and if you haven't tried the massively popular game already, then here's why you should:


The are GNOMES. LOOK AT THEM. THEY ARE SMALL. This is my character actually, as I would feel weird to nab a screen shot of someone else's character. He's only a random alt I made, but he can dance. Boy, can he dance.

Friday, 29 July 2011

New addition

Hey guys It's Nathan and Liam  again just with a quick update about our team, we have added a complete wanker we know called Connah, he's going to be an all rounder pretty much with his input and his first two articles are going to be about Fallout New Vegas and weather it is as good or bad as people say (in his opinion so we dont cause any internet wars).

right Connah's article is comming up shortly so stick around (epic exit music)

Thursday, 28 July 2011

Demon's Souls chapter 2: The tutorial boss and the realm if the small king



The Vanguard
Hey everyone it's Nathan again, here for the second installment of the Demon's Souls guide to greatness  yea got a snazzy new title for it. Anyway i could start off by going through the classes but to be honest it's pretty straight forward and I think you guys can work it out for yourselves when you get there, and im not going to do a full guide of the tutorial level because then i would be taking away the point of that level, but what i am going to do is give you a strategy for defeating the boss of that level the Vanguard.

Now in the tutorial level this guy will kill you in one hit (two if your a lucky bastard) but i found an easy way to kill him if you can keep up an ongoing strategy for a while. basically as you enter the fog door to his arena, charge straight to his left and get behind him and start attacking the shit out of him, after a few seconds he will start to turn around, as he does this start circling to his left until you see a window of opportunity for another attack and occasionally he will stop turning, raise his arms and float for a second, when he does this get the fuck away from him because hes about to ass pound on you but if you can get away from him you'll be safe so no worries. continue this strategy until that bitch dies.

Wednesday, 20 July 2011

Red Dead Redemption (Overview) Spoiler alert!!!

Hey, it's Dom.


Ok Red Dead Redemption is a fucking awesome game and i would definatly recommend it as a top buy, It is so worth every penny.


First off we are going to start off with a brief introduction of Red Dead Redemption;


John Marston is a reformed outlaw in America in 1911. When federal agents threaten his family, Marston is sent across the American West to help uphold the law. He must kill or capture his former gang members, including his old friend and gang partner Bill Williamson, or his family will pay the ultimate price.
Along the way through frontier towns, deserts, prairies, and mountain passes, Marston is given work as he explores the free-roaming sandbox environments. The game features thirty-six species of animals that can be hunted, including cattle, bears, rattlesnakes, wolves, vultures, bighorn sheep, owls, cougars, buffalo, and more.

Demon's Souls Chapter One: Character Builds

Ok so its time for me (Nathan) to start this painfully long guide ont this years hardest game, Demon's Souls. This JRPG (japanese roleplaying game) is an intense and challenging experience that suits all gaming styles, with its vast selection of classes any gamer will be sure to find a class that fits his/her preference. i will show a class list below which includes all stats.

But first im going to show you a review of this game to give you a rough idea of what your getting yourself into and then i'll tell you what each stat if for and how it helps you in this hard as hell game.



Vitality: this stat determines your max hitoints (which is extremely important since every hit does a massive ammount of damage compared to most games) and it also determines how much weight you can carry.

Intelligence: This controls how many spell slots you have at one time as well as how much MP you have. You need multiple slots for some more powerful spells.

Old games that can be better than the new ones..

As you can guess by the relatively obvious title, this article is all about awesome games that you can get for a low amount of money. I'm going to start this with my all time favourite, time consuming game:

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

Oblivion was released in 2006, and still remains to be one of the highest quality games I've played. With the anticipated release of the fifth installment of the Elder Scrolls series, Skyrim, in November this year, now is the perfect time to get into this classic. It has hundreds of hours of playability, and I can confirm that. The quests are immersive, the scenery amazing, and the weaponry badass. Although you will quickly tire of everybody using the same voice (trust me, it's some creepy shit), that is just a minor drawback on such an amazing game. Oblivion is the perfect way to kill your summer, and you can get it on the internet for about a tenner. You can get it on the PC, Xbox 360 and Playstation 3. The Game of the Year edition can be bought for just £15 on Amazon, but if you were to find it in a shop, it would probably be cheaper.
However, if RPGs aren't your thing, there are more great games you can buy for just as much.



Such as Bioshock.

The Crap We Will Write About

After years of sitting in at home and gaming rather than socialising, we (Nathan, Dom and Liam) have decided to start up some kind of gaming based blog, mostly as a way to kill the time that isn't spent on games, or not soialising.

You can tell which articles Liam will write, as they won't be filled with jokes about masturbating, and will be grammatically correct throughout.
Nathan is generally a freaking retard, so good luck with his.
Fuck Dom.

The first article I (Liam) will be writing is about cheap games that are still enjoyable despite age. Now I'll get started on writing that, carefully avoiding jokes about old people.

The second article will be by me (Nathan), and my articke will be about the most challenging game of this year and how you can get through it without the need for suicide ;)

So masturbation, Ok third arctial will be by the one, the only, DOM! If you enjoy sandbox games then my blog is for you, in my first artical i am going to give a introduction to Red Dead Redemption as a whole. Then in later arcticals i am going to give more in depth views on multi-player and single player mode, following that is the fun part, the general fun piss about with prostitutes ect.  Cheers :)

As gamers across most platforms, we aren't going to slam fan-boy crap down your throats about which console is the best, and why you should play them. To be fair, none of us can actually decide which console is the best one. Although, we all collectively agree that you should stay away from the Wii. We look forward to drawling on about useless bullshit that people might read.
:)